The Vonyich book is very cool. It is pocket sized and is dead hard to read. Some people have even said it was written by little green men. Little green men must like dirty pictures a lot! Cos the book has lots of them. There is all this boring stuff about gardening too. Which I don't much care for. They all look like weeds and my uncle Joe says you should get rid of them. Maybe if somebody tore out all those pages it would make more sense. Lot's of dead clever people have had a go at it. Some of them were in the war and had lots of fights with Germans. They must have been really tired after all that and just wanted to put their feet up and read a book. Weren't they surprised then? Some people who looked at it were good at crosswords and thought it was something like that. Maybe all the clues were on some pages that got lost. I tried one of these crypto crosswords once and it made my head hurt. These must be dead clever people. Wilf was the guy who started it. Some people say he did it in his garage at night when his wife was in bed. But most say it can't be him because he was foreign and couldn't talk properly. So how could he have even written properly? A guy called Gordon says he knows all about it and used a cardigan to sort it out. Maybe it's like my auntie's knitting patterns. Anyway that's what I think. J Kepler